Lyrics

Eenie Meenie (S. Mooney)

I make those promises Like a cup of tea in the morning I don't care if you swallow it I just make it anyway If you ask for more then there is plenty more where that came from And if it gets thrown away, it gets thrown away I'll be a tired old man by the age of 30 By the time I'm 40 I'll be tired and dirty I'll be tired dirty and drunk when I'm 41 It goes eenie meenie, mild or Martini If anybody asks you haven't seen me If anybody asks, you haven't seen me for days You haven't seen me for days Day-ayayays You are the sunshine in my life I said You are the coming of my spring That's not quite what I meant You're mostly other things I took what you offered You gave what you got I think I decided that I liked it a lot I think I decided that there's some things you can't change I'll be a tired old man by the age of 30 By the time I'm 40 I'll be tired and dirty I'll be tired dirty and drunk when I'm 41 It goes eenie meenie, mild or Martini If anybody asks you haven't seen me If anybody asks, you haven't seen me for days You haven't seen me for days Day-ayayays You can’t see me underneath that hair You can’t be me in my underwear But I have to be this awkward and I have to be this strange You could just accept it or you could walk away You could wear it like a blindfold You could read it like a grave But I’ll get my comeuppance one of these bright new days.. Day-ayayays It goes eenie meenie, mild or Martini If anybody asks you haven't seen me If anybody asks, you haven't seen me for days It goes eenie meenie, mild or Martini If anybody asks you haven't seen me If anybody asks, you haven't seen me for days You haven't seen me for days (no you haven't seen me) Day-ayayays (no you haven't seen me) Day-ayayays (no you haven't seen me) Day-ayayays (no you haven't seen me)

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She gives me money (S. Mooney)

This is a fix, this is a swizz I'm going to tell you though it's none of your business It's about a girl who loves me very much She makes me nervous, she asks me questions first I'm tied to the strings around her purse She tells me I can look She suggests I touch I ask her nicely She ponders wisely She gives me money She gives me money And I think it's hilarious I think it's generous She gives me money Her credit is good, her credit is great It comes to me gift wrapped on a plate She makes the kind of offer You'd be foolish to refuse It might appear like daylight robbery But who am I to complain when it's coming to me She's old enough to know her mind She's old enough to choose I ask her nicely She ponders wisely She gives me money She gives me money And I think it's hilarious I think it's generous She gives me money I ask her nicely She ponders wisely She's got an orchard Where I can stuff my skinny pocket Fill up boxes, bins and buckets She's a giving kind of girl She gives me money

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